Dig Your Own Grave — Excavator Operator Tee

You climb in the cab, drop the bucket, and start carving holes in the earth all day. Might as well make one your size.

The back print: a sunglasses-and-ball-cap skeleton parked in the cab of an orange tracked mini-excavator, both hands on the controls, swinging the boom down to claw a fresh trench out of the dirt. Clods and rocks spray off the bucket, dust kicks up around the tracks, and the arched headline reads "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE" in weathered cream and orange across the top. It's gallows humor for the guy who literally digs graves for a living and finds it funny.

This one's for the excavator operator who's been on the sticks since first light and knows the dirt always wins eventually. If you run iron, you get it.

• 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton (Softstyle) — light, smooth, and built to wear all day
• Classic retail fit — true to size; size up for a relaxed look
• Back-print graphic — full, bold print across the back with a small Boneyard crest on the chest
• Printed to order in small runs — fresh, not warehoused
• Care: wash inside-out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang. The print outlasts the job.

Built, not bought.