Forklift Certified — Forklift Crewneck

Everybody jokes about it. You actually passed the test.

The back print: a skeleton operator perched in the seat of a bright orange lift truck, ball cap on, one bony hand on the wheel, hauling a stacked pallet of wooden crates and boxes down the warehouse aisle. "FORKLIFT" rides over the top in cream block letters, "CERTIFIED" stamped underneath in worn orange. It's the badge of honor every yard rat wears with a straight face and a smirk.

This one's for the operator who threads a loaded pallet through a packed dock like it's nothing and still clocks the guy who can't reverse. If you live by the horn and the tilt lever, you already know.

• Midweight cotton-blend fleece — brushed soft inside, holds its shape
• Relaxed unisex fit — true to size; size up for extra room
• Back-print graphic — full, bold print across the back
• Printed to order in small runs — fresh, not warehoused
• Care: Wash inside-out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang. The print outlasts the job.

Built, not bought.